Logic

The Bear is Loose

RIP, Maya

Of course, the Narcissist-in-Chief had to get his own mug in the picture.

Remember, you can't spell "NINCOMPOOP" without the N-in-C.

h/t Twitchy

Hope 'n' Change Clarified

O-I-H-O - The Real Story

No, Obama and his chums aren't misspelling "Ohio," they're just enjoying one of the President's "war stories."

BHO:  There I was, in the Sugar Bowl in my last game in a Buckeye uniform.  I saw a shift in their defense, so I audibled a quick slant to the running back.  Touchdown!

Guys 2 and 4:  No, we know you throw like a girl... run like one too!  You were scrambling in your own end zone and the entire press corps held the defense -- SAFETY!

Guy 1:  I wanna be a ballerina!  Look, I'm en pointe!

Yes, Grijalva is a Hyena

Looks like the Tucson Sentinel is in the bag for Raul (D-Boycott AZ) Grijalva. They drew him perfectly... except hyenas don't always hunt for themselves, often snacking on leftovers from their betters... even their poop.   

Unlike.

The Man Just Can't Stop Bowing

Firefly!

Thanks to the BinkerMom&Dad, I can finally get my libertarian brown jacket/wookie suit on!

I know I can probably watch these on-line, but if I'm on-line, I've got lotsa other things distracting me.

Occupy

I'll bet there's a town without an "Occupy" movement.

They're probably staying away in droves....

Shows you what they know...

about the meaning of "Occupation."

h/t to Bob S.

Octopi Wall Street

And Squid Quo Pro in DC.

Quote of the Day

If Obama were serious about jobs creation -- instead of relying on technology, he'd hire two people to hold flashcards for him.

Original "humor" by Todd McIntyre Comedic Enterprises, a wholly owned subsidiary of Todd McIntyre Enterprises, a Division of THM, Inc.

Naw, He's Still Golfing

News Flash

MSNBCBS/ The recent earthquake near Washington DC was centered on a previously undiscovered tectonic convergence now named "Bush's Fault." Women, children, and minorities hardest hit. Updates as they become available.

h/t Heidi and Sharon.

Monday Thought

You know, I'm really surprised the Obama Administration hasn't tried one of those Gun Buy-Back programs with the Mexican cartels. Or maybe they have and no one's blown the whistle on it yet.

Are You a Tucson-Area Republican?

Sometimes I wonder why I ever bother to vote in Pima County....

URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL PIMA COUNTY REGISTERED REPUBLICANS:

There is nothing written anywhere in the by-laws saying that anyone has the right to keep REGISTERED REPUBLICANS from attending this Friday's GOP Special Meeting at the Manning House, 4:30pm, 450 West Paseo Redondo, Tucson, AZ 85701. Although the rogue Pima GOP Executive Committee would LOVE YOU BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

I ask each and every one of you today. Will you be bullied by this type of over abuse of power and "We speak for you" mentality or will you stand and defend liberty and justice and remind them that they work for us, WE THE PEOPLE??? I hope to see every single PIMA COUNTY REGISTERED REPUBLICAN AT THE MANNING HOUSE THIS FRIDAY. Our very freedom depends on it.

Read.

Shovel Ready?

Stand by...

*BEEEP!*


pic hoarked from KisP.

Weiner Treatment

It's not spelled Wiener?

Thanx and a hat tip to Tom R.

Found

This is Rich

What the Arab League Said: "Please, stop the madness and impose a No-Fly Zone over Libya!"

What They Meant: "Hey, here's how we can get the West into impale itself onto the Libyan spear and kill off some of them!"

What We Heard: "Hey, it's okay this time... for reals!"

What the West Said: "Okay, No-Fly Zone, that means we first kill all the air- and ground-based Air Defense, including the decision-makers!"

What We Said, "[Something French here]," and some Washington wishy-washiness.

What Moammar said: "*Sob!* That was my favorite goat! KILL the Crusaders!"