O-I-H-O - The Real Story

No, Obama and his chums aren't misspelling "Ohio," they're just enjoying one of the President's "war stories."

BHO:  There I was, in the Sugar Bowl in my last game in a Buckeye uniform.  I saw a shift in their defense, so I audibled a quick slant to the running back.  Touchdown!

Guys 2 and 4:  No, we know you throw like a girl... run like one too!  You were scrambling in your own end zone and the entire press corps held the defense -- SAFETY!

Guy 1:  I wanna be a ballerina!  Look, I'm en pointe!