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I'm not a real Cowboy, but I play one in the movies.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Luft Stalag 5.16

Zo, Colonel Lenny, you think you are zo zmart for foolink your guardz, vunst or twyest, und klimink over ze vallz? Velcome to mein Luft Stalag...you vill not ezscape from here, Fert-chen. Und for your mizconduct, your raizin ration haz been kut in haff! I know you haff that krafty Major Squiggy vorkink on undermining ze vallz...how you like if ve stand him up against ze vall and shoot him mit vasserpistolen, ja? Or maybe a few hours in ze kooler vill adjuzt your attitude?

3 Comments:

  • At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You need more "ferrets" to watch your ferrets. If you hear Squiggy bouncing a baseball off the cooler wall, BEWARE!! I see the steely eyes of Steve McQueen.

     
  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Cowboy Blob said…

    Don't worry, I removed all the spark plugs from his motorcycle.

     
  • At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Major Hochstetter's at your house?

    DG

     

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