Two Weeks Worth of Shopping

Chief-Doctor Danny (right) couldn't convince a friend of a historical fact from 1977 because it couldn't be found using Google. Had to show that CDD was on top of shit in 1977.

You listen to the Squirrel Report every week, don't you?

Weer'd Beard felt left out of the previous pic.

Cap'n Jesse couldn't find a pic of himself in uniform for Veterans Day. He found one pretty quickly after I posted this.

Miguel is a regular commenter on the Squirrel Report. His epic beard is epic.

Won Wyatt's Caption/Photoshop Contest!

Time to step away from the Photoshop, Blob! Nancy is a Squirrel Report regular.

Congrats to the Giants!

Congratulations to the World Series Champs, the San Francisco Giants!  And to their fans, who didn't riot.  Take that as a lesson in class, Detro--  What?  There were riots in Frisco, too?

Never mind.

Photoshop for Wyatt's Weekend Caption Contest.

Just a Quick Photoshop

For Wyatt's Caption/Photoshop Contest.


WINNER!

Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic, courtesy of my film-making buddies? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

BobG of Near the Salty City wins with:

"Dude, the shadow isn't that scary. Get off my lap!"

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this Getty Images pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

Original Caption: ORLANDO, FL - SEPTEMBER 22: Texas Gov. Rick Perry (L), and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) have a drink during the Fox News/Google GOP Debate at the Orange County Convention Center on September 22, 2011 in Orlando, Florida. The debate features the nine Republican candidates two days before the Florida straw poll. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Rodney Dill of Outside the Beltway wins with:

How they keep from laughing when Ron Paul is speaking.

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this unsourced pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Greg of Dum Vivimus, Vivamus wins with:

No, I wanted a hot ride with a leather INTERIOR....

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this Reuters / Korean Central "News" Agency pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

Original Caption: North Korean soldiers attend a military parade in Pyongyang September 9, 2011, in this picture released by North Korea's official KCNA news agency on Friday, marking the 63rd anniversary of the state's founding. North Korean leader Kim Jong-il flanked by his son reviewed a military parade of goose-stepping North Korean soldiers in Pyongyang on Friday, underlining a planned third generation of dynastic rule is on track. REUTERS/KCNA

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Mostly Cajun wins with:

The sergeant said if the army wanted me to have a wife, they'd issue me one. And then this truck pulled up...

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

AlanDP of Blogonomicon wins with:

The Glock was for appearances only. The real danger lay in what she could do with a watermelon.

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

Original Caption:

KELSO, SCOTLAND - AUGUST 26: Lance Corporal Johnnie Miller of the Household Cavalry rehearses at Floors Castle in preparation for massed Pipe Band day on August 26, 2011 in Kelso, Scotland. The event, being held on August 28, will feature the first Scottish performance of the Household Cavalry's Musical ride in over 10 years. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

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WINNER!

Lil Bro wins with:

I'm not getting up until you apologize about that "resembling Camilla" remark.

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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MADRID, SPAIN - JUNE 30: Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart and Alfonso Diez attend ELLE Awards 25th Anniversary at the Matadero cultural center on June 30, 2011 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

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WINNER!

Rodney Dill of Outside the Beltway is on a roll with:

Joy Behar just shouldn't go out in public without makeup

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Rodney Dill of Outside the Beltway wins with:

Chicks with Sticks

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this Reuters pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Anonymous Reader wins with:

Honey, I think my water just broke

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

No Name of The Motorcycle Project wins with:

Is being latest technology! You buy!

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

An Anonymous Reader wins with:

The last coal fired copier in operation.

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Original caption:

This misfortunate (sic) pilot landed his vintage tri-plane on its nose. The man had been flying the famous Fokker Dreidecker aircraft at the Flying Legends airshow at the Imperial War Museum in Duxford, Cambsridgeshire (sic). But when he landed the WW1 fighter aircraft a sudden gust of wind blew it on its nose. No one was hurt in the incident. (Philip Tyler / Rex)

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WINNER!
Wyatt Earp of Support your Local Gunfighter wins with:

Sadly, Major Richtofen's video invitation did not impress Mila Kunis.

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

Got a better caption or photoshop for this pic from a movie hopefully to be shown at the Tucson Terrorfest (and maybe a film fest near you)? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Snuf of 1219 Studios wins with:

I'M A WOMAN NOW!!!

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Reader Lil Bro wins with:

From his Jakarta living room, young Barry hatched his plan to claim Hawaiian birth. His only obstacle was Adobe Photoshop was yet to be invented.

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this Reuters pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

Original Caption:

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama (in red) and her family are welcomed by traditional dancers in Gaborone June 24, 2011. With Michelle Obama are (L-R) her mother Marian Robinson, Assistant Minister of Finance and Development Planning Gloria Somolekae, nephew Avery Robinson, daughter Sasha Obama, niece Leslie Robinson and daughter Malia Obama. REUTERS/Charles Dharapak/Pool

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Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Mostly Cajun wins with:

"I seen better moves in the parkin' lot a' the Circle K on two fo' one fo'ties night."

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this AFAIK unaltered pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Anonymous reader wins with:

THIS IS MY PILSNER!
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE...!

--- Suds McKenzy

Thanks for playing, y'all!

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Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a better caption or photoshop for this AFAIK unaltered pic? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! If you're lucky, I'll be too busy to blog and you'll keep your ad up for weeks!

You need not be a blogger to win; however, if you post anonymously, it will be very difficult to recognize you again to design a Blog Ad.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night. Or not.

WINNER!

Lil Bro wins with:

How to get home, surf board or motor boat?

Honorable Mention:

BobG of Near the Salty City said:

The true origin of the phrase, "A shrimp on a Barbie."

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