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Wyatt Earp of Support your Local Gunfighter wins with:
Everyone knows white wine goes with fish!Oh, shit, today's still Sunday? Well, Y'all know what you have to beat!
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posted by Cowboy Blob @ 7:12 PM
12 Comments:
At 8:02 PM,
Desert Cat said…
I've got my red wine, red rose, red necklace, red lipstick AND I am PMS'ing. Who the FUCK thought these green stripes would match??!
At 12:22 AM,
Buckaroo Banzai said…
Everyone knows white wine goes with fish!
At 6:27 AM,
Joanie said…
When the Wicked Witch of the West strikes back, it's always messy.
At 8:09 AM,
gunnypink said…
Take your kool-aid n shove it!
At 8:29 AM,
Maggie Mama said…
She's definitely a "Whine-O".
At 2:41 PM,
azlibertarian said…
Miles Raymond: Let me show you how this is done. First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your nose in there. Mmm... a little citrus... maybe some strawberry...
[smacks lips]
Miles Raymond: ... passion fruit...
[puts hand up to ear]
Miles Raymond: ... and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupçon of like asparagus and just a flutter of a, like a, nutty Edam cheese...
Jack: Wow. Strawberries, yeah! Strawberries. Not the cheese...
Babe in Silver Dress: Miles. Jack. Go fuck yourselves. And fuck your passion fruit and your asparagus and your cheese and your strawberries.
But first, get me a beer.
At 5:34 PM,
lil bro said…
For the love of GOD, shut the f%^& up, Sanford!!!
At 10:13 AM,
Maggie Mama said…
Looks like she's had one too many!
At 10:56 AM,
Randall said…
Seeing Buffie brandishing the plastic swizzle-stick sword from her martini, Tiffany, in her Ritalin-Prozac-Red Wine induced haze suddenly leaped forward, "En Garde!"
At 11:09 PM,
M said…
I told you to get the white, you prick!
At 3:44 PM,
Deathlok said…
"Who invited Jackson Pollack's daughter to the wine dinner?"
At 10:27 PM,
Buckaroo Banzai said…
Thanks, Cowboy!
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