A Racist Post

For as much as I've had a giggle for every misstep the Eagles have taken this sorry year (the rest of my immediate family roots for Eagle Green unanimously), I've got to come to the defense of their QB over the slanderous remarks by the Philly NAACP (a racist organization) Black-Man-in-Chief, J. Whyatt Mondesire. Sure, he's probably just spewing controversy to sell newspapers or get name recognition for political office, but acting the fool is not the kind of recognition he should be seeking. Does eschewing the hair-trigger scramble and perfecting his pocket-passing skills (whereby prolonging his career) make him less of a black man? He does wholesome soup commercials with his mother; does he lose black cred for that too? After all, his Viking counterpart Daunte Culpepper got a knobber lapdance from some ho's on a floating bordello...yeah, Homeslice! THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Be careful that my homey Donovan doesn't try to get some of that black cred back by busting a cap in yo ass! Would that make you feel better Jay Y-et? If it doesn't kill you, you both get raises in black cred.

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Personally, I'd sit down with Donovan for a bowl of fajita soup and a beer. We might not have much in common other than a love for football, but he seems like a fine human being and he does not deserve to be labeled a "mediocre player" or less of a black man. He's an injured future Hall-of-Famer on a mediocre team. Why is running so important to being a black man? Sounds racist to me.

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