Reservations for Two

What better marriage date could you select than 02/02/02? Two souls, two dogs, two ferrets, two horses, in Tucson? Two handsome Best Men? Okay, not Too Handsome.... Note that below Jon's "fruit salad" are two marksmanship medals not commonly seen: Excellence-in-Competition Medals in both pistol and rifle. Though Jon and I agree I'm slightly more accurate "on the firing line," Jon's proved in practical competition that he'd kick my ass, accuracy-wise.

But, how could he miss a cute little mouth with a freakin' piece of cake?