"I Have a Forty-five"
With that background, here is "Harry's" story (edited for clarity):
It was after work one Wednesday night and I was walking to the bus stop. I stopped in the convenience store to break a twenty as usual, and while getting my change back, this kid who couldn't be much older than I am walked in and gave me a Look."Harry" reported the incident to the police, who used surveillance video tape from the convenience store to identify the creep. How cool is that? I almost titled this post "A Boy and his Gun," but he's definitely a man now. In fact, he is The Man!
From that point on, I decided to keep an eye on him. I sat down at the bus stop and saw him coming towards me with his hands in his pockets. About this time, I got a feeling that something was going to happen, so I loaded the gun I had in my backpack and waited for him. He came up to me and said " Hey man, how you doin?"
I replied "Fine, and yourself?"
He asked me if I lived on this side of town; when I said "No, I just work here," he moved to "Alright then, this is how it's gonna be...I have a gun in my pocket. You either give me everything in your pockets or I am going to shoot you."
I said, "Fine," and started to unload my pockets. I didn't give him the biggest part of my cash (I keep that elsewhere). When he asked me what I had in the backpack, I thought, "[Expletive Deleted], if he doesn't have a gun now, then he will if he gets my bag.... Okay, if he wants to play, then we will play."
He tried to wrestle the backpack from me and, when I wouldn't give it to him, he said, "Give me the [Ex.Del.] bag or I'm going to deck you!" At that point, I assumed that he didn't have a gun; if he did, he would have used that as the threat instead of punching me. I gave him my soda, my cell phone, and a few other random things in my bag.
"It's still heavy! What else do you have in there?"
As I took the gun out of my bag and out of the holster, I replied, "I have a Forty-five." His eyes got intensely wide and he started apologizing. Because of the side of town we were in, I wanted to get him and myself out of there as quickly as possible! I told him, "Give me all my stuff back and get the hell out of here."
He threw everything back into my backpack and ran off. I called my Manager, who came and gave me a ride home.
4 Comments:
At 11:00 PM, Anonymous said…
haha thanks for the Props.
At 8:39 AM, Anonymous said…
dude should have quit when he was a soda and bus fare ahead.
At 10:42 AM, Anonymous said…
... excellent tale.... the kid did good....
Eric
At 5:24 AM, Anonymous said…
Good deal. I love happy endings.
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