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Friday, September 16, 2005

Today is POW-MIA Day!


* So take a POW-MIA to lunch!

*Actually broadcast on a west Texas radio program.

h/t to Castle Argghhh!

For more tastelessness, check this out.

For more military flippancy, El Bandito at Baby Wings hadn't posted in weeks, then offered up this gem: The Ballad of ASA (Army Security Agency).

Digging through the Skivvy Nine Songbook, I found one that goes to the same tune:

(Sung to the tune of The Green Berets)

Fearless men, who run the vee
We’re brave men, who catch VD
Men who love that village slime
We’re brave men of Skivvy Nine

Trained to live, from check to check
Lectured on morals, but what the heck
Men who’ll screw you for a dime
We’re brave men of Skivvy Nine

Back at home, a young wife sits
Her Skivvy Niner has caught the shits
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving her his last request

Put yellow pills, on my son’s desk
Make him one of Security’s best
He’ll be a man who’ll test in sin
Have him wear his beaver pin
Okay, time to be serious now.

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