I Can Dream

Hello, America, heh heh, I'm Michael Moore, Master Documentarianismist and Propagandist here to announce my next, heh heh, documentary project, "The Man from Crawford." In a major career change, heh heh, I've decided to ess-chew using half-truths and staged events to advance my socialist agenda, heh heh, and tell the tale of a decent, moral man who's trying to lead a country forty-nine percent of which has no decency or morality. Narrating this story will be the severed heads of Janeane Garofalo, Barbra Streisand, heh heh, and the corpse of Teddy Kennedy converted into an animatronamatic Jabba the Hutt.

Man, I gotta stop eating the spicy pizza before napping.