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I'm not a real Cowboy, but I play one in the movies.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

Sticky until Monday -- Scroll Down for New Stuff


Got a caption or photoshop for this unsourced photo? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar! (Please pardon the size and formatting -- Blogger is upgefukt today.)

Leave a caption or photo link in comments, or Email a pic to me at the address in my profile. If you're sending a large animation, please provide a hot-linkable URL.

You need not own a blog to win! I'll advertise your favorite charity, web site, or even that coupon for the free bikini wax you never used.

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday PM.

Winners!

#1
Ninth Stage said...
This is my pistol, this is my package. One is for fighting, the other for whackage.
#2 Kevin said...
Trigger discipline. So simple, even a caveman can do it!
#3 Anonymous
"Sticky until Monday -- Scroll Down for New Stuff"

Crap, now I can't visit you site again until at least Wednesday.
If Kevin would unshield his Blogger profile, I'll post a Blog Ad for him.
Thanks for playing!

Other Contests

Outside the Beltway (2nd Place Monday!)
WILLisms (2nd Place last week!)
Public Pondering (2nd Place last week!)
Support Your Local Gunfighter
Wizbang
Right Pundits
Bright & Early

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33 Comments:

  • At 7:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    May I be the first to tell you...you are one sick man. Where did you find this picture?

    Caption: "Baby, Guns, Guitars and Hair...It's how I roll!"

     
  • At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Step 1: Put finger into trigger guard.
    Step 2: Aim 2.75" to the left.
    Step 3: Squeeze, don't pull, the trigger.
    Step 4: Receive praise from humanity for not procreating.

     
  • At 7:47 PM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    My eyes! Eye bleach! Eye bleach!

    But I'll work on it...

     
  • At 9:16 PM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At 9:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yikes! Just Yikes!

     
  • At 11:36 PM, Blogger shooter said…

    And yet, despite all of his positive traits...mullet, guns, body hair and banana hammock...Jeremy was STILL rejected by EHarmony.

     
  • At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Sticky until Monday -- Scroll Down for New Stuff"

    Crap, now I can't visit you site again until at least Wednesday.

     
  • At 12:08 AM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    Hey, I managed to figure out how to post that 'chop on my site without getting jackbooted by Blogger (since I'm so politically correct and all...

    ;D

     
  • At 1:13 AM, Blogger Buckaroo Banzai said…

    1. "That's right, babes. Send all correspondence to Cowboy Blob at the below address."

    2. To steal Lil' Bro's tagline:

    "Yes ladies, he's single!"

     
  • At 2:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear Bob,

    You owe me one pair of eyes, slightly used, and $50,000 for all the future booze I must buy in a futile attempt to burn out certain memory cells.

     
  • At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Bitter. You want to see Bitter? ! !

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Trigger discipline. So simple, even a caveman can do it!

     
  • At 4:39 PM, Blogger Jay G said…

    Junk. It's in your shorts *and* your armory...

     
  • At 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The "real" Cowboy Blob makes plans to take his name back!

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Blogger Rodney Dill said…

    The shows ratings skyrocketed, but Stacy and Clinton were never heard from again.

     
  • At 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ya know,...once you see something, you can't "unsee" it.

    No more tequilla for you!


    coreyacp

     
  • At 1:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

     
  • At 8:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "A million in unmarked bills, OR THE PENIS GETS IT!!!"

     
  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    Photobucket fascists didn't like my original 'chop, so I had to rework the whole thing.

    Because of teh NIPPLES!!11!!!

     
  • At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Frack me or the little guy gets it!

     
  • At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Remember, there's some poor woman out there somewhere who has to admit, "Yep, that's my son."

     
  • At 2:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is my pistol, this is my package. One is for fighting, the other for whackage.

     
  • At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hillary just announced who would be her choice, when elected, for Secretary of Defense.

     
  • At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for war, this is for Fun.

     
  • At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    From the Austin Powers movie,
    "Do I make you horny baby?"

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    After a long night of drugs and booze, Rocker Dave decided to make one last photo before removing that ugly circumcision scar for good.

     
  • At 9:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey baby, come on over here and play with my gun, I love it when you touch the barrel.

     
  • At 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am not Gay, I am not Gay, I am not Gay, I am not Gay . . . .

     
  • At 9:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    All dressed up and nowhere to go

     
  • At 9:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hello, yes, I would like two deep pan crust pizzas all the way. Doors open, I'll be in the back. Please hurry, I'm really hungry and er lonely. Say you sound kind of nice . . . .

     
  • At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Is that a gun on your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

    -Mope

     
  • At 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Blob, I didn't know you played guitar.

     
  • At 3:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well heck,

    Here it is wednesday morning (12:19 am) and I come back to find myself in 3rd place. I really wasn't entering the caption contest, just stating a fact.

    Greg

     

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