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Friday, April 11, 2008

A little Killer Bee Removal Advice

When the first place you call has someone with "Doctor" prefixed to his name answering the phone, keep shopping around. I want my Killer Bees removed, not psychoanalyzed. Saved over three hundred bucks.

BTW, just as the Bee-Eraser said, all the scout bees came back to the tree. They formed a small knot of hobo-bees, huddling around a pot of stew, wondering drunkenly where the hell everybody went. "Farging Bee-yotch of a Queen di'in't even leave a forwarding address!" Oughtta be gone by tomorrow.

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  • At 7:45 AM, Anonymous Effluent said…

    If they're on the ground, you can go out early in the morning when they're dormant an pour gasoline on 'em. Kills 'em in a heartbeat.

    When they're in a tree, gotta call a pro. You're right.

    Otherwise, you might get naked, stand under the tree, and try whacking 'em with a stick!!!!

     

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