If I was a Terrorist

If I was the head Al-Q terrorist in Iraq, I'd pick the most inconspicuous ragtard in my cell to "find the abducted soldiers" and pick up the $200k reward money to finance more jihad. I could probably split them up and get $600k out of the American devils.

If I was the General in charge of British Forces in Iraq, I'd put Prince Harry on the freakin' line and issue all my troops nametapes reading "Wales." They all look alike, right?