When You 'Aven't Got a Pointed Stick

Kid:
All right, a Tootsie Pop.

(All sigh.)

Sar'Major:
We 'aven't done them, have we? Right. Tootsie Pops. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a Tootsie Pop. Now you, come at me with this Tootsie Pop. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a Tootsie Pop. First of all you force him to drop the Tootsie Pop; then, second, you eat the Tootsie Pop, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.