A Blurry Valhalla Morning
Wotan (Odin) was a horned one, alright, but his son, "The God of Thunder"
was the horniest. One late morning after an all-night drunken bash, he woke
up and found a beautiful Valkyrie swordmaiden, naked as the dawn, stepping
from his bathroom. He sat up on an elbow and introduced himself "Good
morning, I'm Thor."
She blushed, "You're Thor...I can hardly pith!"
was the horniest. One late morning after an all-night drunken bash, he woke
up and found a beautiful Valkyrie swordmaiden, naked as the dawn, stepping
from his bathroom. He sat up on an elbow and introduced himself "Good
morning, I'm Thor."
She blushed, "You're Thor...I can hardly pith!"
 | You scored as Freyr.
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com |
posted by Cowboy Blob @ 12:02 PM
1 Comments:
At 7:04 PM,
LBJ said…
Top ten ways you can tell you're a Beserkr.
(10) You won't buy a suit unless it'll go with a wolf-skin belt.
(9) You challenge your next-door neighbor to holmgang to get his pool.
(8) You can't pass through fire with impunity, but you can walk through the alleys of East 158th in Cleveland with impunity.
(7) You wear a 20 pound sledgehammer from Home Depot around your neck.
(6) When the cable company comes to the door, you answer it and say "I wot that I hung on the telephone pole for 9 hours, neither cable did they bring me, nor a descrambler"
(5) You may not be able to physically assume the form of a bear, but you hang out in the alt.fetish.furry a lot.
(4) You keep a loaded crossbow in your car in case someone cuts you off in rush hour.
(3) You coat your body in Rogain instead of lotion.
(2) When you play "Gauntlet" your heart skips a beat when someone puts a quarter in the slot for Valkyrie.
(1) You look forward to drinking ale with Ernest Borgnine in Valhalla with you die.
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