Geek Alert: This Really Took Place
Sol (Mighty Norse Battle Mage): I need your help, my old companion. I've joined an Alliance of the Moment with an Honored Enemy, a Frost Giant Hero, to struggle against a renegade Death Cult of Frost Giants who worship a Demon who beheads men, giants, and creatures of all sorts. We must wipe them out!
Broos: By the Tresses of Isis! Have you tried reasoning with them? Find out why they hate you! If you fight them, that only perpetuates the Cycle of Violence!
Sol: Are you the same Broos I know? There is no reasoning with this cult...they only worship Death and Beheading!
Broos: I know, I know...I just had to say that so I could blog this. Ya know, if your name was "Saul," you could be called a Zionist. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Let's go light 'em up! My friend Phoebe and I just got our wands recharged.
1 Comments:
At 1:01 PM, BobG said…
Hear that sound? It's Snorri Sturluson spinning in his grave.
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