American Cowboy and Beer

The folks at Stop the Bleating posted a gem that's been making the Email rounds. The money shot:

The American cowboy, of course, is your basic, full-bore Conservative. A hundred years ago, an Englishman visiting Texas was attempting to find the owner of a huge cattle ranch. He rode up to one of the ranch hands, and inquired, "Pardon me, but could you perhaps tell me where I might locate your master?" To which the cowboy replied, "That sumbitch ain't been born yit".

As they say, read the whole thing.