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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Week Contest

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Tell me a story.

There's no Caption Contest this week because I probably won't have blog access until Christmas Eve and I'll probably be too busy then anyway.

So write me a story about Christmas, in Drinks Ordered or on your blog, and I'll give the winner a ten-day Blog Ad. Deadline to submit entries is Christmas Day.


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  • At 10:50 PM, Blogger CW said…

    Since I am unoriginal, I'll give you a classic Christmas movie - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:

  • At 12:45 PM, Blogger Nate said…

    Little Susie decided that not receiving the pony she requested for three years just needed to be addressed straight on.

  • At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Santa will NOT be fulfilling any requests for used schoolgirl's panties in Japan this year.

    He is expected to make a full recovery by next December.

  • At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Christmas 1963,our first year with a baby in the house.Cut a 6ft short-leaf pine,placed it in a wet sand filled bucket,decorated with hand-me downs.Cold that Christmas Eve,wife let the outdoors cat,"Tiger" inside to stay warm.Around midnite, were awakened by a resounding crash and unholy yowl,ran in the front room,tree sprawled on the floor,lights and ornaments shattered,cat pee every where.Sat up the tree and tied a piggin string from the top to a curtain rod to secure it. 45yrs later we still tie a string from the tree to a curtain rod,in memory of ol Tiger,and a Christmas,log ago.

  • At 8:22 AM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    "Dear Santa:

    As the days grow shorter and the nights colder, a correctness has settled upon our land. All of our traditions are questioned; our values, weighed and measured against the newer world's orders that everyone should be treated exactly equal, and not be put in a position of disproportionately feeling any better or worse than anyone else. Eventually, all that's not feelings-neutral will be discarded for new, happy, shiny memes. Santa, there's just no place left for you in our new world.

    I won't be leaving milk and cookies for you this year. I bought you a cake instead.

    Merry Winter!"

  • At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    When Santa told Rudolph he was being replaced with a GPS navigation system, the most famous reindeer of all didn't take it well.

  • At 1:50 AM, Blogger Ssssteve said…

    Merry Christmas!!

  • At 10:58 AM, Blogger James R. Rummel said…

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!


  • At 2:33 PM, Blogger Roberta X said…

    Merry Christmas! I gotcher Christmas story, here.

  • At 8:09 PM, Blogger Serr8d said…

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