Christmas Week Contest
Sticky until New Years. Scroll down for new content.Tell me a story.
There's no Caption Contest this week because I probably won't have blog access until Christmas Eve and I'll probably be too busy then anyway.
So write me a story about Christmas, in Drinks Ordered or on your blog, and I'll give the winner a ten-day Blog Ad. Deadline to submit entries is Christmas Day.
Winner!
Roberta X wins with this Xmas Story!
Other Contests:
Support Your Local Gunfighter
Family Security Matters
The Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Outside the Beltway
RT's Ponderings (I got 2nd Place there last week!)
Other Contests:
Support Your Local Gunfighter
Family Security Matters
The Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Outside the Beltway
RT's Ponderings (I got 2nd Place there last week!)
Labels: blogstuff, tis the season
posted by Cowboy Blob @ 1:15 PM
10 Comments:
At 10:50 PM,
CW said…
Since I am unoriginal, I'll give you a classic Christmas movie - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT6akoSCzpw
At 12:45 PM,
Nate said…
Little Susie decided that not receiving the pony she requested for three years just needed to be addressed straight on.
At 1:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
Santa will NOT be fulfilling any requests for used schoolgirl's panties in Japan this year.
He is expected to make a full recovery by next December.
At 3:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
Christmas 1963,our first year with a baby in the house.Cut a 6ft short-leaf pine,placed it in a wet sand filled bucket,decorated with hand-me downs.Cold that Christmas Eve,wife let the outdoors cat,"Tiger" inside to stay warm.Around midnite, were awakened by a resounding crash and unholy yowl,ran in the front room,tree sprawled on the floor,lights and ornaments shattered,cat pee every where.Sat up the tree and tied a piggin string from the top to a curtain rod to secure it. 45yrs later we still tie a string from the tree to a curtain rod,in memory of ol Tiger,and a Christmas,log ago.
At 8:22 AM,
Serr8d said…
"Dear Santa:
As the days grow shorter and the nights colder, a correctness has settled upon our land. All of our traditions are questioned; our values, weighed and measured against the newer world's orders that everyone should be treated exactly equal, and not be put in a position of disproportionately feeling any better or worse than anyone else. Eventually, all that's not feelings-neutral will be discarded for new, happy, shiny memes. Santa, there's just no place left for you in our new world.
I won't be leaving milk and cookies for you this year. I bought you a cake instead.
Merry Winter!"
At 10:44 AM,
Anonymous said…
When Santa told Rudolph he was being replaced with a GPS navigation system, the most famous reindeer of all didn't take it well.
At 1:50 AM,
Ssssteve said…
Merry Christmas!!
At 10:58 AM,
James R. Rummel said…
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
James
At 2:33 PM,
Roberta X said…
Merry Christmas! I gotcher Christmas story, here.
At 8:09 PM,
Serr8d said…
Merry Christmas, CB!
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