Chippy's Independence Day
Day after day, I watch the chippy* slaving away for the Man... or rather some Bitch Chippy back at the hole with a rolling pin and a wagging finger. Always hauling peanuts for storage, never enjoying one. Today, with the Flag of the United States of America proudly flying on Independence Day, the chippy cracked open a few cold ones and enjoyed the sweet taste of Freedom on this most awesome of Holidays.
* I'm beginning to think this is really the Beta chippy due to his/her propensity to carry only one peanut at a time.