General Tso, Call your Office

Every once in a while, I'll pick up a half dozen containers of Tai Pei brand frozen Chinese; it's good, relatively cheap fare, if a little on the bland side. THEIR General Tso must have served in a different frakkin' army than the real one! The chicken is not supposed to be sliced bits o' white meat in mixed veggies and sauce. There wasn't even any rice in the container! I salvaged it with a scoop of rice from the cooker and a squirt of sriracha sauce.

Guess I'll have to patronize the Chinese place down the road for Gen. Tso goodness. It's too complicated to make myself.

Pic hoarked from Wikipedia, not Tai Pei!