From My Cold Dead Fingers?

Over my dead body?

Some enterprising thingmaker SPAMmed my Email, thinking that my readers and I might be interested in a "fast opening biometric gun safe endorsed by NRA firearms safety instruction
program." (sic)

Well, Frank, here's what you get for your money....

I have no children, so the only selling point to me for your product is out. the. window. At the CB hacienda, if it's not locked up in heavy steel protected by a combo lock or unpickable key-lock, it's loaded, near-to-hand, and ready for action. This way, if some goon somehow overpowers me, he can't access the rest of my goodies with my cold dead finger.

Frank, I can tell you're not a longtime reader; otherwise, you'd know that I run no ads on this blog and don't pimp other peoples' stuff unless I've bought it myself and can rave about it honestly. Unless it's something I'm drooling over...or someone has given me something (like that will ever happen -- of course, I'd have to disclose the gift status to my readers) or if it's something I'm ridiculing. Now you decide which.

Is this the same technology that The Nanny State wants to incorporate into everybody's guns? I've seen a feature on this technology on a gun-retaining holster. Do you know who was depicted as the end-user? A police officer! Police officers are The Only OnesTM who'll be exempted from this technology when the sell-outs at the NRA allow this to be mandated for everybody else!

Good luck with your product, Frank. I'm sure some of my readers might be interested. If you think this kind of advertising isn't what you bargained for when you SPAMmed me:

"You get what pay you for."