What, Me Worry?
It's not like I'm going to break down in Lancaster County PA and some guy with chin hair in a black coat says, "Hey! Thou art the one on the Internet with all the Amish jokes!""What is this 'Internet,' Father?"
"Doh!"
Another:
What goes "Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk?"
An Amish Drive-by Shunning.


1 Comments:
At 3:54 PM,
AlanDP said…
I've heard this one:
What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.
An Amish drive-by shooting.
I think the "shunning" one is funnier, though.
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