Atomics for the People

Yesterday, Fox News' lovable idiot Shep Smith reported a man "with an atomic weapon" hunted by the police. It turned out to be an "AK-47." Guess ol' Shep misread the teleprompter. *Whew!*

Today, ACE reports a uranium-based weapon possibly used by Israel to bust bunkers, but emphasized it's not a fission weapon (not depleted uranium, either), but may use secret "physical processes" in detonation.

I guess we'll know when eight-eyed, tentacled Hizb'allah mutants slither south for their next raid on Israel.