Wanna Make Me Catholic Real Quick?

F*ck with Papa Benny. Oh, wait...I'm supposed to be Catholic already.

Joseph Stalin is famously said to have asked an adviser, dismissively, “How many divisions does the Pope have?” Had the adviser possessed greater courage, he might have replied: “How many does he need?”

As I sit on my flabby retiree ass watching the Middle East turn to sh*t, I'm reasonably sure that Uncle Sam won't be calling me back into active duty unless we're going to war with North Korea (fluent linguists don't grow on trees and I can still remember enough stuff that would take a few years to teach). Nothing would motivate me more to get a passport and update my shots than Is1amic ragtards declaring open war on the Vatican. I can't offer a Vatican Foreign Legion much more than passable skill with a rifle, but I suspect I won't be alone.