Does This Gun Make My Butt Look Big?

Caption Contest! Sticky.

There! Now you can't use the obvious caption.


As my favorite spectator sport kicks off tonight, let's celebrate when my favorite participation sport becomes a spectator activity: the Swedish Bikini IPSC Team!

Captions and/or Photoshops welcome by Monday Night (I've got a lot of Football to watch).

The Range is going HAAAWT!





Daaaaaamn! Look at all the contests in progress!

Rightlinx: the Perky One
OTB: the Wooden One
MrCompletely: the Damaged One
Gone Rick Motel: (Second place last week!) the Big Orange One
Willisms: (First place last week!): The Dark One
GOP&C: the Rectal One
GOP&C Weekend: the Dark One Too
NB Goldstein: (Second place this week...yeah, it's over) the Nauseating One
Sgt Hook: the Diving One
Sgt Stryker: (Second place last week!) The Hydraulic One
Wizbang: the Phoney One
Brain Fuel: the Shaved One
Bullwinkle Blog: the Treed One
Beloved Leader: the Capped One
Villainous Company: the Confused One
The Right Place: The Eviiiiiiiiil One
Lucky Dawg News: The Deaf One
Commonwealth Conservative: I'm Still Pondering This One

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