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Monday, August 07, 2006

Let's have a Caption Contest!

Because I'm not gonna use my brain today.

Give it a try until Saturday Monday. There could be a Blog Ad in it for you!

Update: Okay, I'm new at this...have all weekend! The Right Place has a good summary of on-going caption contests.






We Have a Winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, that high speed turbine sound you hear isn't our engines spinning up, it's the Shorts brothers in their graves at the thought of this airplane.

Chris Byrne (The Anarchangel)

Chris' BlogAd will remain on my sidebar until the conclusion of the Saloon's next contest...which could be weeks or months from now.

14 Comments:

  • At 8:39 PM, Anonymous lil sis said…

    this is your captain speaking...we have just confirmed that it IS all pink in the middle.

     
  • At 12:32 PM, Blogger Ssssteve said…

    This is your captain speaking... We welcome you to "Gay Air", when you fly with us, you don't take it in the seat!

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Lil Bro said…

    This is your captain speaking... upon departing the plane feel free to throw your used airsickness bags against the side of the aircraft.

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Pam said…

    Air Code Pink takes off on its inaugural flight.

    And the auction for this fine aircraft begins, with Mick Jagger and Gene Simmons both bidding madly against each other.

     
  • At 8:15 PM, Anonymous fmragtops said…

    The Super Prop 2000 has so much torque that when the pilot gave it a little too much throttle, the plane bit it's own tongue.

     
  • At 4:49 AM, Blogger Cowboy Blob said…

    This is your Captain speaking. You'll notice I turned on the "No Fornication" sign. Please refrain from getting it on until we've reached cruising altitude. Thank you for flying Mile High Club Airlines.

     
  • At 5:10 AM, Blogger skywriter said…

    I didn't think it was possible to make the C-23 any uglier. I was copilot on the SD360 version long ago, when the Captains attitude indicator tumbled before taxi. We had passengers on board and the flight attendant came up to check on the reason for the delay. We tried to explain the situation of how the instrument worked and the gyro tumbling and that as soon as it was erect again we could move. She went back and made the following announcement. "folks, we're waiting for the Captain to get an erection, as soon as he does we can depart. . thanks for flying United Express"

     
  • At 7:30 AM, Anonymous Dennis said…

    After "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was done away with, the Air Force was never the same

     
  • At 8:14 AM, Blogger Chris Byrne said…

    Ladies and gentlemen, that high speed turbine sound you hear isn't our engines spinning up, it's the Shorts brothers in their graves at the though of this airplane.

     
  • At 12:01 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said…

    Captain to copilot: That's the last time we contract a paint job to your freakin' hippy sister.

     
  • At 12:20 PM, Blogger The Man said…

    Behold, The Hezbollah Air Force. Bringing death and destructions from Allah himself.

     
  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger The Man said…

    Andrew Sullivan used his ad revenue to buy his own plane.

     
  • At 6:03 PM, Blogger Mr. Right said…

    Everything was going smoothly as the new plane taxied down the runway for its inaugural flight... until the pilot engaged the newly patented windshield wiper and quickly swerved into a ditch!

     
  • At 10:05 PM, Blogger Chris Byrne said…

    Rock On CB, us AZ Chair Force boys have got to stick together eh...

     

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