Thanks, Google

Thanks to Google Image searches, fully three or four percent of the people arriving at my blog come via this picture, from a post about Comedy Central's Drawn Together I did a year and a half ago! Holy Cow, folks, it's just an innocent picture of Princess Clara and Foxxy Love holding hands!






It's not like they're swapping spit in the hot tub, while Captain Hero looks on while playing with his own nipples! Come on, you people! What gives? This is the internet-- there's real pr0n0gr@phy out there! Why are you coming to my PG-13 (usually) blog to get your cartoon bimbo fix?


Or do you like it for the same reason I do, the sick great writing? Then why don't you get here via Google text search? Cuz you're a prevert!

My favorite lines:

Spanky Ham: Nothin reminds me of my first time like a chick crying!

Wooldoor Sockbat: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks a sniper rifle]

Princess Clara: Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?
Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!

Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling find great new shampoo... also worst lingual nightmare.
[trying to pronounce the brand name Prell]
Ling-Ling: P... Plerr...