Hey, "24" Fans

I hereby help present The First Carnival of Bauer, brought to you by the folks who usually swarm around GOP and the City's Caption Contests.

I've seen only one episode of "24" and couldn't tolerate all the suspense, drama, and action (hence my fascination with Olympic Curling and Enya tunes), but you adrenaline junkies are bound to enjoy it. Check it out.