Barely Sitting Down
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.
h/t to Suzanne.
2 Comments:
At 9:19 PM, Michael Hawn said…
Public Toilet etiquette at its worst. Maybe this would work
http://gbppr.dyndns.org/PROJ/mil/celljam/
At 11:39 AM, prairie biker said…
BWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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