Shiver Me Timbers!

It's International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day! Buck up, me hearties and join our lusty crew! Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of Rum, it's a Pirate's life for me! Check out the mates at Barking Moonbat Early Warning System for some fine Pirate Pickup Lines! The booty shot:

If all else fails, knock down a bit more grog and try this:
-- Prepare to be boarded.