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Monday, November 24, 2008

Weekend Caption/Photoshop Contest

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Got a caption or photoshop for this photo (source avail. upon request)? You could win a coveted Blog Ad on my side bar!

Leave a caption or photo link in comments, or Email a pic to me at the address in my profile. If you're sending a large animation, please provide a hot-linkable URL.

You need not own a blog to win! I'll advertise your favorite charity, web site, or even your surplus-to-needs wedding gifts!

Check out the links in Drinks Ordered for photoshops!

Judging begins Monday Night.

Winners!

3rd Place Quilly Mammoth said:
Cadet Dorsal celebrates with his betrothed upon hearing he will be commissioned Military Intelligence.
2nd Place AlanDP said:
One thing still bothered Cletus: why did Yvonne use air quotes every time she said the word "woman?"
1st Place Kyle The Opinionated said:

WARNING TO U.S. SERVICEMEN ON LEAVE IN BAVARIAN COUNTRIES:

Beer here is at least 6% alcohol by volume. May cause impaired judgment, blurred vision, and betrothal to Teutonic Hutts.


My apologies for not linking the other contests. I was very busy this weekend.

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34 Comments:

  • At 12:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Kee riced all my tea! I just threw up on my keyboard!

    JCD

     
  • At 12:40 AM, Blogger ToAsTy! said…

    Mr. Butterbars is gonna get buttered tonight!

     
  • At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know,
    It's still not too late to join the French Foreign Legion.

     
  • At 12:45 AM, Blogger Wyatt said…

    Meat Loaf takes full advantage of Connecticut's gay marriage legislation by marrying his beau, "Corporal Punishment."

     
  • At 12:45 AM, Blogger Wyatt said…

    Don't Ask, Don't . . . Ask!

     
  • At 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This picture was taken a few hours before Jeremy was injured while mounting a full frontal assault and was caught in the crossfire from others in the platoon who had tried to flank the target.

     
  • At 1:09 AM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    Seriously, ToAs Ty!? There can't be butter without some churnin', and there's nothing churnable in that there picture!

    "Modern-day Corporal Klinger: Now, he's using live props!"

     
  • At 3:53 AM, Blogger Oswald Bastable said…

    And then - Iraq held no fears for him...

     
  • At 8:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    An Army of one; a marriage of two and a half.

     
  • At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    When the last of the Hatfields,agreed to wed the last McCoy,to end the 200yr feud...Ellie May only weighed 95lbs.

     
  • At 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Holy Shasta! Gomer Pyle married Grimace.

    That my friends, is the bravest soldier on the planet.

     
  • At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As he contemplated carrying his new bride over the threshold, Private Pyle knew he was going to put "Army Strong" to the test.

     
  • At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cadet Dorsal celebrates with his betrothed upon hearing he will be commissioned Military Intelligence.

    Oh...and I'm stealing that photo.

     
  • At 2:32 PM, Blogger Sully said…

    Just say no.... for the love of God!!! just say no.

     
  • At 3:11 PM, Blogger Arthur said…

    "RAWR! I'MA MONSTA!"

    "Honey, please don't eat the flowers until he finishes taking the pictures."

    "Um, and dear please don't eat the photographer until he develops the pictures, ok?"

     
  • At 3:18 PM, Blogger AlanDP said…

    One thing still bothered Cletus: why did Yvonne use air quotes every time she said the word "woman?"

     
  • At 4:49 PM, Blogger Deathlok said…

    No, honey, the bodies of my first two husbands were never. . . *belch* found.

     
  • At 4:50 PM, Blogger Deathlok said…

    Unfortunatley, he misunderstood the phrase "You're so cute, I could eat you up." as a term of endearment.

     
  • At 5:07 PM, Blogger El Capitan said…

    Lt. Edwards would forever regret not passing the Escape & Evasion course during training.

    For more horrific pictures of the wedding party, click here.

     
  • At 5:11 PM, Blogger Kyle The Opinionated said…

    WARNING TO U.S. SERVICEMEN ON LEAVE IN BAVARIAN COUNTRIES:

    Beer here is at least 6% alcohol by volume. May cause impaired judgment, blurred vision, and betrothal to Teutonic Hutts.

     
  • At 7:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The "Lake Grendel" honeymoon suite, and all you can eat restaurant,would never open their doors for business again.

     
  • At 10:08 PM, Blogger Goldwater's Ghost said…

    Fayetteville, North Carolina...where even fat, ugly girls can be choosy.

     
  • At 10:39 PM, Blogger Dennis said…

    Husband:I love you honey....
    Wife: me too...now GET IN MA BELLY!

     
  • At 1:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ohhhhh.....the humanatee!!!!

     
  • At 1:54 AM, Blogger Oswald Bastable said…

    Actually, that picture takes be back to some very real events during my Army career. Fortunately they happened to others!

    I this part of the world, it's called a 'Dingo' (see Coyote in the USA)

    You wake up next to her and gnaw your arm off to escape without waking 'her'!

     
  • At 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The U.S. Army now requires all foreign nationals to remove burkhas before being allowed to marry their personnel.

     
  • At 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's the kind of shotgun wedding where you pick the shotgun.

     
  • At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cadet Jones could never understand why his invitation to the annual couples dinner always got lost in the mail.

     
  • At 10:45 PM, Blogger shooter said…

    Sad but true, she has a twin.

     
  • At 7:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What happens....when the diet pyramid is totally misunderstood.

     
  • At 9:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    She has...i mean he has..well really she... he well it...screw it thats just wrong.

     
  • At 10:20 PM, Blogger Preston said…

    "WHY didn't I pay more attention to the spelling of male-order-bride.com."

     
  • At 7:45 AM, Blogger Rodney Dill said…

    Jumbo shrimp

     
  • At 7:47 AM, Blogger Rodney Dill said…

    I think he'll need a surge to hold that much territory.

    (Word Verification: cownew -- I shit you not)

     

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