Cowboy Blob's Saloon and Shootin Gallery

I'm not a real Cowboy, but I play one in the movies.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Please Fix This Quote

With some creative editing in the 20th Anniversary Bull Durham:

"I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
...And a perfectly executed flea-flicker for a touchdown against your greatest rival.

(Too bad it was a baseball movie.) Drew Bledsoe pickled off a beauty against the Redskins tonight; there is no other play in football (the hook and ladder comes close) that makes me rise off my butt and yell exhaltingly at the TV. Interceptions are good, sacks for losses...great, but freezing the secondary, then burning them for a long gain with a little trickery just pegs my pigskin Glee Meter. Just had to say this.

BTW...I am talking like a pirate. I just don't have to blog like one.

Update: Arrrrr! The skurvy dogs pulled it out in the 4th quarter! I be flogged fer sure!


  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger Ken said…

    Keep yer scurvy gadget plays, mate. ;-) I like to watch a well-executed option offense, or the old-school (Tiger Ellison) Run and Shoot.


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