What Lazy Bloggers Do

Found most recently at Blogonomicon:

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Dad.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I print. I like it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami. Lebanon Bologna when I'm back home.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Why not?.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Like a hammer.
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, and appendix too.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Decades ago...some Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter thing.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Except for the geeky velcro ones.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla slathered with Meyers Rum.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their eyes.
RED OR PINK? Red?
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Gettin' pretty lazy lately.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Dad.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? What pants?
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Chili Mac & Cheese.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Diamondbacks game.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black.
FAVORITE SMELLS? Shampoo in a lady's hair.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? NFL Football.
HAIR COLOR[S]? Brown.
EYE COLOR? Brown.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, despite almost getting grounded by the USAF for a lazy eye, I've got 20/20 and 15/20 acuity.
FAVORITE FOOD? Chicken, pizza, Subway.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Is this at a massage parlor?
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Team American World Police.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? What shirt?.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter in AZ.
HUGS OR KISSES? I need my space.
FAVORITE DESSERT? Whatever Mom has on hand (don't normally eat it).
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Maybe Lil Sis will post it on her MySpace.
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Al Gore -- bastard doesn't even read my blog.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Re-re-reading Hunt for Red October...I'm that bored.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dell.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? A baseball game.
FAVORITE SOUND[S]? Laughter.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles...aren't enough dead Stones yet.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? In a Marine helicopter within view of the Korean DMZ.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Some say I have a sense of humor.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Otis AFB Hospital, Bourne MA.