SCREW UPS

Not really expecting to see a change to the "out for delivery" status for my package, I surfed over to the UPS tracking site.

"Receiver not available for signature?!?!?!"

I've been HOME all freaking day!!!

The best I can figure is that Big Brown came by during my short noontime nap and meekly rapped on my front door. I have a very loud doorbell; I cannot believe it would ever fail to wake me.