Cowboy Blob's Saloon and Shootin Gallery

I'm not a real Cowboy, but I play one in the movies.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Accident Nothing!

Hunting accident? Bah! The old coot was whistling through his nose and scarin' the birds away! What? I only winged 'im! If I wanted him dead, I'd've sprayed his guts from here to Abilene. Kansas--not Texas! If I wanna kill a man, I don't need to make it look like an accident...or a suicide [*cough* Vince *cough* Foster *cough cough*].

Cowboy Blob sez: Oh, as my gun-owning but ACLU card-carrying "progressive" lawyer buddy points out, Vice President Cheney was hunting with an itty-bitty girly man 28 gauge...this fact may have saved Mr. Whittington's life. Truly competent wingshooters hunt and bust clays with the smaller gauges; it's not a "juvenile's" weapon. That's why Dick's gun has still killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile.

Of course, we all know, all Great White Hunters prefer the 12 gauge....

Check out the Carnival of Cordite! You'll be hearing more about this subject all week!

1 Comments:

  • At 2:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    WOULD YOU RATHER GET SHOT BY THE VICE PRESIDENT OR RIDE IN A CAR WITH TED KENNEDY? AT LEAST THE VICE PRESIDENT WILL GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL.

    I WOULD CONSIDER IT AN HONOR TO GET SHOT BY THE VICE PRESIDENT.

    IF IT HAD BEEN JIMMY CARTER, AL GORE, OR JOHN KERRY I WOULD HAVE SHOT BACK.

    IF IT HAD BEEN TED KENNEDY OR CINDY SHEEHAN I WOULD HAVE SHOT BACK TWICE.

    IF IT HAD BEEN SARAH BRADY I WOULD HAVE RELOADED.

    IF IT HAD BEEN SOME OF THE LEFT WING DIM WITTED MEDIA I WOULD HAVE GONE TO TOWN FOR MORE AMMO.

     

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