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Monday, December 04, 2006

I Gotta Be Meeeeeeeeeee-ow!

Cat-shun/Photoshop Contest!

That's "caption," folks. Got a funny line to fill the speech balloon? Leave it in comments. Hilarious photoshop? Send it in or post the URL in comments! You could win a one-week BlogAd on my sidebar!

Contest ends Monday night (this post remains on top until then).

Update: The poets beat the P-shoppers! And it's a tie! Lawdog's Feast of St. Kitten speech and Chris Byrne's Hamcat "to nap or not to nap" rendering topped an extremely entertaining field of submissions. Great job, everybody!

Photoshop authors: TD / CB / EHROSS / Marc / Marc /Bagelblogger /El Capitan / Serr8d

Other Contests:

Outside the Beltway
GOP & the City
Right Pundits
Bagel Blogger
The Right Place
Gone Rick Motel
Bravo Zulu
Electric Venom
Bullwinkle Blog
Sgt Stryker


  • At 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm bringing sexy back

  • At 4:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

  • At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Uh, I'd just like to state for the record that I CAN actually do slightly better than that. Trying to PhotoChop on a trackpad whilst a hundred pounds of Doberman tries to muscle his way onto one's lap makes it rather challenging, though.

  • At 5:30 PM, Blogger LBJ said…

    You had to see it guys!. . Luke blew up the Deathstar by dropping a dog down the ventilator shaft.

  • At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    At 3:30 PM, skywriter said…

    You had to see it guys!. . Luke blew up the Deathstar by dropping a dog down the ventilator shaft.

    Much better as...

    You had to see it guys!. . Luke blew up the DogStar by dropping Fido down the ventilator shaft.

  • At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "I got it!"
    "I got it!"

    "I dont got it..."

  • At 1:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    and I grabbed that rottweiler by the collar like this and said "bring it on you bastard".

  • At 1:13 AM, Blogger LawDog said…

    This day is call'd the feast of Kitten.
    He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
    Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
    And rouse him at the name of Kitten.
    He that shall live this day, and see old age,
    Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
    And say, "To-morrow is Saint Kitten."
    Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
    And say, "These wounds I had on Kitten's day."
    Old cats forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he'll remember with advantages
    What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household words,
    Harry the Mouser, Sugarfoot, and Fluffy,
    Pusskins and Chookums, Snuggletoes and Fat Cat,
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
    This story shall the good cat teach his son;
    And Kitten Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered,
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.

  • At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    lawdog wins, y'all can go home now.

  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger AnarchAngel said…

    G'dammit, I was about to post the same thing as the estimable Dawg.

    Oh well...

    "Hark, what light through yonder window breaks. It is the east, and toodles, is the sun"


    "To nap, or not to nap, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the squirt guns and yip dogs of outrageous fortune; or to take up paws against a see of rocking chairs, and by opposing them, to end them. To purr, to sleep -- and by a sleep to say we end the string chase, and the thousand natural static shocks our fur is heir to. Tis a scratching devoutly to be wished. To nap, to sleep, perhance to dream... aye, theres the belly rub. For in that overfed sleep in a sunny warm place, what dreams of chasing dust motes may come.

  • At 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I gotta be meeeee-ow!

  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger Wyatt said…

    Then Shang Tsu pulled out his soul like this . . . and all I had to do was mash a few buttons!!!

  • At 2:36 AM, Blogger El Capitan said…

    OK, I'm in. Here's my entry.

  • At 3:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Howdy Cowboy Blob
    Here's My entry to the
    Cat-shun contest.

    Case Number: 629854

    regards Aaron
    Visit: Bagelblogger

  • At 8:20 AM, Blogger Serr8d said…

    Yeah, I blamed it on you, Cowboy. I would never have surfed the web looking for those Britany Commando Shots unless there was a damn good reason~!

  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger PubliusCicero said…

    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird... it's a plane... No, it's SUPERKITTY!

    But yeah, I think Lawdog already won.

  • At 12:22 AM, Blogger AnarchAngel said…

    Duuuuuude, love the icon for me there.

    Though, have you seen the latest?

    Chris Byrne High and Tight

  • At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cat scratch fever?

  • At 2:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "Cats on the rooftops,
    cats on the tiles.
    Cats with syphllis
    cats with piles.
    Cats with their assholes
    wreathed in smiles.....
    All in the name of fornication."


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